Archive for the ‘fml’ Category

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

Today, I was called an ‘unhelpful little bitch’ by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn’t order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it’s a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I’ll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I “probably shouldn’t bother,” because it was “a bit shit, really.” FML

Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I’ll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I “probably shouldn’t bother,” because it was “a bit shit, really.” FML

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they’re like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they’re like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML

Today, I put my boyfriend’s t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, “Can you wash that when you’re done?” FML

Today, I put my boyfriend’s t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, “Can you wash that when you’re done?” FML

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML.

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, “What do you want? Did I text you?” FML