demk says FML

Today, my husband and I were having sex, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, “Oh shit! It’s 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!” and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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  1. manonthemoon Says:
    August 20th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    i am so sorry. thank goodness for vibrators, then lol

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  2. marco abyss Says:
    August 20th, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    your husband better start masturbating coz he ain’t getting any, anymore…

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