fatlady says FML

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn’t get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn’t try stuff like that. FML

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