GoneCommando says FML

Today, my girlfriend was crying. Nothing unusual there, sure, but the reason she’s crying is because my friend drunkenly decided to give me a huge, bruise-looking love bite when we were out on the piss last night. Now she thinks I’m cheating, but it was really a guy. I’m not sure what’s worse. FML

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