Llauren says FML

Today, I found out that if you fall on your butt, the cellphone in your back pocket can snap in half and embed a broken piece in your ass. I also found out that if you go to the ER, they will remove your pants with scissors and give you a bag full of blood-soaked denim and plastic as a lovely memento. FML

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