morgan says FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out, when a huge bug ran between our chairs. He jumped up about 3ft while screaming like a little girl, which caused me to laugh so hard I pissed my pants. I sat in my piss for an hour until he fell asleep so he wouldn’t find out. FML

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