Person1233 says FML

Today, I woke up to find my cat, dead, hanging from the ceiling fan. On the wall, it said, “You touch my wife’s pussy , I touch yours.” My friend who lives across the street was talking about having great sex last night with an older woman. Wrong house, FML

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