Posts Tagged ‘across-the-room’

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I’d gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I’d said to sink in. FML

Today, I fell down the stairs. The laptop I had been carrying flew halfway across the room. I now have carpet burns all over my body from tumbling down and a broken computer. I am leaving for college tomorrow and needed that computer. FML

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML