Posts Tagged ‘after-making’

Today, I found out my house-mate licks her teaspoon after making tea and puts it back in the drawer. We’ve been living together 9 months. We share cutlery. FML

Today, after making out with my girlfriend for the first time, I took down my pants only to have her say,’ Eww, what’re those drooping sacks? They look like tumours.’ She was serious. FML

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML