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		<title>kidssuck says FML</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, I went shopping with my son. When I passed by the alarm gates, they rang. It came to my attention that my five year old son stuck an anti-theft device in his pants. Security thinks I tried to have him shoplift for me. <b>FML</b> ]]></description>
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