Posts Tagged ‘bathroom’

Today, after cleaning the women’s bathroom at work, a lady came in and exclaimed “you’re going to regret cleaning this bathroom before I came in here!” FML

Today, I was getting ready to go to the movies with friends. I was brushing when my dad walked into the bathroom and said I couldn’t go anymore. He thought I wanted fresh breath to make out with some guy. FML

Today, I was late to work because my bathroom door jammed while I was taking a shower. I tried for half an hour to fix the door, only to have to jump out of my bathroom window. It was 12 feet high, and I was wearing only a towel. FML

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady’s voice answered. She needed some too. FML

Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

Today, I found out I’m the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

Today, while looking up info on my future college, my mom came in my room and accused me of wasting all my time in front of the computer. I had just trimmed and mowed the lawn, vacuumed the house, and cleaned the bathroom. She took my laptop, then sat down at her desk and browsed YouTube on it. FML

Today, after several hours of trying to get my triplet daughters to go to bed, they finally fell asleep. Exhausted, I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed. Not thinking about it, I dropped the toilet seat down rather loudly and flushed the toilet. All three girls woke up crying. FML

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn’t walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn’t fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

Today, I got my ponytail caught in the crack of the bathroom door as I was walking past. I had to wait two hours to be set free by my boyfriend and his friends. They had to take the door off. FML