Posts Tagged ‘been-gone’

Today, after having been gone for six days, I’ve confirmed my suspicions that I’m the only one in my family who does any of the chores. All the dishes were dirty and everyone was confined to using plastic silverware and paper plates. Not only do I help pay rent, buy food, and help out on the farm, but apparently I’m also the maid. FML

Today, I’m in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I’m 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I’ve been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML