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Fuckit says FML

admin — Sat, 28 May 2011 11:04:41 +0000

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

ohmylantis says FML

admin — Wed, 04 May 2011 17:13:45 +0000

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend’s name. FML

CRH says FML

admin — Tue, 03 May 2011 17:55:41 +0000

Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, “You’re beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker.” FML

FFFFF- says FML

admin — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 23:03:01 +0000

Today, my girlfriend’s best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

campbellsoop says FML

admin — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 15:54:23 +0000

Today, I told my best friend that I was pregnant and that I really needed her support. Shocked, she asked me who the father was. She then called me a backstabbing whore and stormed off. Apparently she is jealous that I had sex with a boy who turned her down a year ago. FML

moo says FML

admin — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 23:25:42 +0000

Today, I went over to my girlfriends house with a bouquet of roses, hoping she’d like them. When I got there, I found my best friend had come up with a similar idea, and was having steamy sex with her in the kitchen. FML

ohhhjaymo13 says FML

admin — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 12:03:51 +0000

Today at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn’t anymore. FML

xrebeccalou says FML

admin — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 10:11:56 +0000

Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend’s party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, “So, are you two official?” I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, “No, not really.” Sorry, I wasn’t aware, darling. FML

caliibbyy says FML

admin — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 11:43:05 +0000

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn’t until after I’d used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

cantstoplaughing says FML

admin — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 11:29:13 +0000

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend’s great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

Bestfrienduncool says FML

admin — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 11:03:06 +0000

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

ellinor says FML

admin — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 01:45:47 +0000

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn’t until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

FMLskank93 says FML

admin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:20:57 +0000

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn’t kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

why bother to love says FML

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:44:24 +0000

Today, I was telling my best friend about how much I like this girl. 5 minutes later he changes his relationship status on facebook from single to in a relationship with the girl I was just talking to him about. FML

KB says FML

admin — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 15:53:25 +0000

Today, I found out that the person who’s been calling me repeatedly from different numbers, writing me creepy e-mails from anonymous accounts, and occasionally stalking me in my neighborhood is, in fact, my best friend of 3 years. I had to get a restraining order. FML

pixiegirl says FML

admin — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 22:58:39 +0000

Today, I found out that my “secret admirer” I’ve been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML

LadyGagasLOVER says FML

admin — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 14:46:19 +0000

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

stuckonrepeat says FML

admin — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 00:08:56 +0000

Today, when I returned from holiday, I discovered my best friend taught my parrot dirty phrases for fun. I can’t get her to shut up and my little niece and nephew are coming over in three days. FML

Farewell says FML

admin — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:14:13 +0000

Today, I saw the best friend I hadn’t seen in 7 years. In the obituaries. FML

TaylorSwiftWroteMyThemeSong says FML

admin — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 10:31:14 +0000

Today, I finally decided to tell my best friend that I had a crush on him for five years. I was about to tell him when he told me, all excited, that he had asked out my other friend. I had to sit there for an hour smiling and telling him how happy I was for him. FML