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admin — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 22:49:35 +0000

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren’t coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss’s porn addiction. FML

kdeeeceee says FML

admin — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 11:15:47 +0000

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss’s house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I’m a jackass. FML

worksucker says FML

admin — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:20:00 +0000

Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

Noff says FML

admin — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:19:43 +0000

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn’t even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

frustrated says FML

admin — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 17:40:50 +0000

Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my “terrible spelling and grammar”. I’ve checked it thoroughly, and all of her ‘corrections’ are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML

Leah says FML

admin — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 11:23:04 +0000

Today, my boss gave me a speech about my “motivation issues”. I’ve been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I’ve made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML

illiterate says FML

admin — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 11:12:56 +0000

Today, my boss gave me an “All you need to know about grammar” book. FML

MegaBear says FML

admin — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 10:32:57 +0000

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

lilben says FML

admin — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 15:26:29 +0000

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

MakeMeASandwich says FML

admin — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 10:23:52 +0000

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with “Now get back to making sandwiches.” your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

grant b says FML

admin — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:06:00 +0000

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

libsloveslife says FML

admin — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 23:32:50 +0000

Today, I got yelled at by my boss and was nearly fired because I clocked out 15 minutes early. I only left early because my supervisor told me to. FML

IloveMaroon5 says FML

admin — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 10:33:20 +0000

Today, I found out that if your boss deletes you off Facebook, it’s probably not a good sign. FML

janice says FML

admin — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:38:36 +0000

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

whymyliferose says FML

admin — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:56:55 +0000

Today, my boss’s cat died. I’m expected to attend the service. FML

goatvideosarelame says FML

admin — Tue, 24 May 2011 14:43:45 +0000

Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour’s worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML

jayc80 says FML

admin — Fri, 20 May 2011 21:31:34 +0000

Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we’ve been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I’ve been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss’s attention, he said it wasn’t his problem. FML

Red-cheeked says FML

admin — Wed, 18 May 2011 18:50:15 +0000

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

sunshinesally says FML

admin — Tue, 17 May 2011 10:27:27 +0000

Today, my boss tricked me into working for a “couple” of hours with the promise to let me leave first. It was my day off today. I worked 12 hours and was the very last to go home. FML

jamalinho says FML

admin — Wed, 11 May 2011 23:24:36 +0000

Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I’ll ever take my job seriously. FML