Posts Tagged ‘boyfriend-having’

Today, I came home from work early and found my best friend and my visually impaired boyfriend having sex. His reaction was, “I thought it was you!” My best friend is a man. FML

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with the neighbour’s daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing ‘It Wasn’t Me’ by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML