http://fmltoday.com F*** My Life Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:49:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://fmltoday.com/jaded-says-fml/196494 http://fmltoday.com/jaded-says-fml/196494#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:30:47 +0000 admin http://fmltoday.com/jaded-says-fml/196494 FML ]]> Today, I came home from work early and found my best friend and my visually impaired boyfriend having sex. His reaction was, “I thought it was you!” My best friend is a man. FML

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