Posts Tagged ‘bushes’

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

Today, after being lost in an unfamiliar city for three hours, I finally got on the highway. On my way home, I got a flat tire, which was impossible for me to take off by myself. While waiting for help, I peed in the bushes, and I’m pretty sure I squatted in some poison ivy. FML

Today, my indentical twin sister was nice enough to switch classes with me so she could take a test I wasn’t ready for. Since we look so much alike the plan went over well. Until we found out she accidently wrote her name atop the paper instead of mine. FML

Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employee’s decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML