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mugu says FML

admin — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 05:00:31 +0000

Today, I was on the bus adjusting my iPod when a guy got up, swiped it from my hand, and power-walked to the doors. I angrily jumped him and demanded he give me the device. Out of nowhere, a bodybuilder type judased me in the jaw and held me down while the driver called the police. FML

myeyesburn says FML

admin — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 19:01:32 +0000

Today, I stopped in front of a lady and asked her directions. She pulled out pepper spray, sprayed me in the eyes and kneed me in the stomach. She then spat on me and called the police. FML

zatoishi says FML

admin — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 21:32:08 +0000

Today, I was napping in a lounge in school between classes. I was woken up 10 minutes in by a guy asking if I was alright. I said I was and went back to sleep. He woke me up again to tell me he called the police because I looked dangerous. FML

unfortunatelyunlucky says FML

admin — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 15:11:43 +0000

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing my window. I called the police and they informed me that I can drive it to the local station (an easy 2 minute drive). As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving without smashed window. FML

Sadfaic says FML

admin — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:55:19 +0000

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk then tried to hit me. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they turned up, my father yelled, “Help! This man tried to stab me!” The sad part is, they believed him. FML

uugnfg says FML

admin — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:36:10 +0000

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

itssdianaa says FML

admin — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 08:25:21 +0000

Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML

LaurelLuna says FML

admin — Mon, 03 May 2010 17:21:59 +0000

Today, my little brother James went missing. We spent three hours searching for him. We even called the police. One of my older brothers found him under my bed. I’d forgotten that I was playing hide and seek with him. FML

betchyo says FML

admin — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:10:26 +0000

Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he’s gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML