Posts Tagged ‘came-down’

Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I’m allergic to the cough drops I’ve been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

Today, my wife and I got into a fight. Tired of arguing, I jokingly told her I’d forgive her and drop the subject if she made me a sandwich. Five minutes later, she gave me a sandwich and a glass of lemonade. An hour later, I came down with incredibly violent bowel movements. She’d mixed a laxative into the drink. FML

Today, I was helping my mom with our horse stable. I was done with my work and leaned up against a wall to talk to her. All of the window shutters are suppose to be attached to the wall, I leaned under the only one that wasn’t. The 50lb shutter came down and hit me in the face. FML

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discretely called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was “shitting my pants with fear”. He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

Today, I learned the hard way why they say “four on the floor” at school. I leaned too far back while rocking in the chair and fell off. I grabbed the desk to save myself and it came down too. FML