Posts Tagged ‘completely-naked’

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with the neighbour’s daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing ‘It Wasn’t Me’ by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family’s dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML