Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won’t take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents’ group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that waterproof band-aids are probably not meant for your face. I realized this when I ripped half of my eyebrow off. FML