Posts Tagged ‘dad-walked’

Today, my dad walked in on me singing “Bohemian Rhapsody”, while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

Today, I was getting ready to go to the movies with friends. I was brushing when my dad walked into the bathroom and said I couldn’t go anymore. He thought I wanted fresh breath to make out with some guy. FML

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading “Protect Your Nuts”. My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then proceeded to punch me in the balls. FML