FML Today » dad-walked

overprotected says FML

admin — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 12:01:40 +0000

Today, my dog head-butted me, breaking my nose and knocking out my front teeth. As my boyfriend rushed over to help me, my dad walked in the door, saw my bloody face, and punched my boyfriend, breaking his nose. Then, while he was still on the ground, my dog bit him. FML

huwauw says FML

admin — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 01:45:38 +0000

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said “POSTURE!” FML

Hobbsie says FML

admin — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 10:59:35 +0000

Today, my dad walked in on me singing “Bohemian Rhapsody”, while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

Ber says FML

admin — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:14:14 +0000

Today, I was getting ready to go to the movies with friends. I was brushing when my dad walked into the bathroom and said I couldn’t go anymore. He thought I wanted fresh breath to make out with some guy. FML

squirrel says FML

admin — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:01:32 +0000

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading “Protect Your Nuts”. My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then proceeded to punch me in the balls. FML