Posts Tagged ‘entire’

Today, my dad had a day off and was ‘bored’ so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn’t tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

Today, at work, a family returned their entire order of food and we had to make it over again. They wanted all their soups and salads in red bowls. FML

Today, I returned home from a 3 week holiday. I opened the fridge to see if I had anything to eat and was hit with a wave of vomit-inducing stench. I had left an onion in my fridge which had rotted away to almost liquid. Now my entire flat smells of onion. FML

Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML

Today, I finished my 10 page paper in the school library. I saved the final draft but went to use the bathroom before I printed. I came back to discover that someone had replaced my writing with ‘SUCKS FOR YOU’, saved it, then closed the file. I now have to rewrite my entire paper. FML

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we’ve been out this week. She didn’t even eat her food. I didn’t even get a thank you. FML

Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout “Very Nice! I Excite!” while having sex. He’s also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML

Today, after thinking that my college roommate wouldn’t be replaced at this point in the semester, I rearranged my things to take up the entire room. Almost as soon as I finished, a new one showed up at my door, no warning given. FML

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn’t having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn’t budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

Today, for an eight hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. So much for buying my way into a more comfortable flight. FML

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML