Posts Tagged ‘foot’

Ben says FML

Friday, November 25th, 2011

Today, I broke my foot while waiting at the hospital for my friend. How? He ran over my foot with his wheelchair. FML

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-_____- says FML

Friday, November 4th, 2011

Today, my foot was run over by a speeding ambulance. When they put me inside, they told me to sit next to the guy who was already there. He had his foot crushed too, by the same ambulance truck as me. FML

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pepsifoot says FML

Saturday, April 16th, 2011

Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can’t. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML

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Sparks says FML

Sunday, March 13th, 2011

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

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YeahItsmecoolhuh says FML

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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starmuser says FML

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

Today, I’d just gotten out of the shower when I felt something under my foot. I looked down to discover a dead rat my cat had left me as a present. It was still warm. FML

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BiteMe14 says FML

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me “get over it”, he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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beer guy says FML

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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ohshootgirl says FML

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, “Oh shoot girl!” and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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whyohwhy says FML

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Today, a horse stepped on my foot. The same foot I broke three weeks ago. FML

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headslap says FML

Monday, August 30th, 2010

Today, I repeatedly told my wife how much money we saved by installing a hardwood floor myself. My son came in the front door and decided to slide across the floor in his socks. He got a 6 inch gash in his foot from a trim nail I didn’t pick up. The ER visit cost more than we saved. FML

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OMFGaBALLOON says FML

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Today, while playing soccer with my friends, I cut my foot. In an attempt to help, my friend’s mother went to grab a cleaning wipe. She grabbed an alcohol sanitizer wipe instead, making the pain ten times worse. FML

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Bruce says FML

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML

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booboo says FML

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Today, I stepped on a screw. It went right through my shoe but missed my toes. I was bragging how lucky I was until I stepped on another screw that went into my foot. They cant just pull it out, they have to unscrew it from my foot. FML

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Ashley says FML

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Today, I found out that the foot scrubber I have been using for years is actually a tool to clean the inside of the toilet bowl. FML

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