Posts Tagged ‘hair-done’

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to “pop the question”. Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

Today, I got my hair done for $60 for a date with my boyfriend. When I finally saw my boyfriend, he said, “Bad hair day, ehh?” FML

Today, my mother decided getting her hair done was more important than being there for the birth of her first grandchild. FML