Posts Tagged ‘head-because’

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She’s not bald. FML

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can’t look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I’m a swimmer. FML

Today, I straightened my hair for work. I put a scarf on my head because it was humid outside. While I was walking to work, every single car stopped for me. It wasn’t til a bunch of passing nuns nodded at me with a sad look that I realized I looked like a chemo patient. I feel terrible. FML