FML Today » her-mother

lalalausuck says FML

admin — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 01:35:09 +0000

Today, I was handing out candy canes to little kids, and I bent down to hand one to a little girl. In response, she threw her hot chocolate at me. Instead of having her apologize, her mother demanded I buy her a new one. FML

GirlsAreStillAMystery says FML

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:54:56 +0000

Today, after 8 months of going steady with my girlfriend, she broke down into tears and sobbed about why I didn’t care enough to visit her once in a while. The last time I went to her house resulted in her mother throwing a rampage and throwing a vase at me, earning me stitches. FML

Elephantstomp says FML

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:55:35 +0000

Today, I was having dinner with my girlfriend and her family. During dinner, her mother told her that she should go to bed at 9pm because she is too young to stay up late. I laughed, thought it was a joke. She was completely serious. My girlfriend is 20. FML

SammyD says FML

admin — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 07:23:52 +0000

Today, I found out why I had been getting odd looks from my daughter’s teacher for the past couple of months. I’m a lawyer. I told my daughter that I prosecute criminals. Turns out, she told her whole 3rd grade class that her mother was a prostitute. FML