Posts Tagged ‘how-well’

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can’t look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I’m a swimmer. FML

Today, I spent ages cooking a really nice dinner for my family. My lazy brother’s only contribution was to peel the carrots. The dinner was delicious, but did I get any thanks? No, all that was spoken about was how well the carrots were peeled. FML