http://fmltoday.com F*** My Life Wed, 23 May 2012 22:42:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://fmltoday.com/jayswizzle-says-fml/197049 http://fmltoday.com/jayswizzle-says-fml/197049#comments Wed, 11 Aug 2010 14:42:39 +0000 admin http://fmltoday.com/jayswizzle-says-fml/197049 FML ]]> Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can’t look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I’m a swimmer. FML

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