Posts Tagged ‘job-because’

Today, I had an interview. I didn’t get the job because apparently customers might not understand me, since I “talk too good.” I just graduated with an English degree. FML

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

Today, my cell phone died, and my power went out. I was expecting a phone call about getting a job. Two hours later the power came on and I saw I had one missed call. They told me I didn’t get the job because I was too unprofessional to pick up my phone. FML