Posts Tagged ‘making-it-say’

Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like “You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don’t you?” Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML

Today, I got an app that talks to me. I’ve been making it say romantic things to me. I’m forcing my phone to hit on me so I can feel wanted. FML