Posts Tagged ‘man-tried’

Today, I rushed to work, late. As I got out of my car, a man tried to mug me. I fought back and knocked him out. A cop saw the latter part, and arrested me. The mugger claimed I was trying to kill him. FML

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk then tried to hit me. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they turned up, my father yelled, “Help! This man tried to stab me!” The sad part is, they believed him. FML