Posts Tagged ‘might-not’

Today, I had an interview. I didn’t get the job because apparently customers might not understand me, since I “talk too good.” I just graduated with an English degree. FML

Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML

Today, I got an email from a Scholarship Program reminding me that they had rejected me 3 months ago. Thanks for reminding me I might not make it to college. FML

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML

Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some “manners”. He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my balls with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, “DOES THAT HURT?!!?” FML