Posts Tagged ‘much-money’

Today, I repeatedly told my wife how much money we saved by installing a hardwood floor myself. My son came in the front door and decided to slide across the floor in his socks. He got a 6 inch gash in his foot from a trim nail I didn’t pick up. The ER visit cost more than we saved. FML

Today, I received a call from a collection agency saying I owe $27,000. Apparently my mother has been using my identity because I had so much money saved up and such good credit. I was going to use that money and good credit to put a down payment on a house to get away from her. FML