Posts Tagged ‘neighbor-called’

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were “starting a fire” in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing a little role play. We get really into it and it was a “rape” scenario. Our neighbor called the cops, and we got questioned. Awkward. FML

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk then tried to hit me. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they turned up, my father yelled, “Help! This man tried to stab me!” The sad part is, they believed him. FML

Today, my neighbor called my mother and told her someone was robbing our house. Since my father wasn’t home, my mom just called the police. There wasn’t any robber. Just my boyfriend sneaking in to give me flowers at midnight on my birthday. I’m now grounded. FML