Posts Tagged ‘office-because’

Today, in a meeting at work, my boss said: “I have to tell you something, one of us has to leave the office because of bad results.” I started laughing and said: “What fool would make a mess of this job?” Turns out I was the one who had to leave. FML

Today, I went to the nurses office because my stomach hurt. She looked at me and said sympathetically, “Aren’t menstrual cramps the worst? There’s a cot in the back, hun.” She must’ve mistaken me for a girl with my long hair, because I’m a boy. FML