Today, my parents met my fiancée’s parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad’s story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they’d ‘accidentally’ placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefer my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s mother called me to tell me she didn’t appreciate our “public amorous behaviour” at the local food court. I didn’t go out all day. FML
Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing hysterically and saying “Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world.” FML