Posts Tagged ‘phone-because’

Today, I was called 15 times by a “good redneck boy” that my Mom is trying to set me up with. He has called me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalked in my own dorm. FML

Today, my parents reported the car we share stolen because I wasn’t answering my phone. I wasn’t answering my phone because I was at the cinema. FML

Today, my mom asked to use my phone because hers was broken. After about fifteen minutes, she was done. I looked through my messages and noticed she broke up with my girlfriend of seven months for me. FML