Posts Tagged ‘put-down’

Today, while playing Apples to Apples, the word up was “loveable”. I put down the card “boyfriend” because my girlfriend was the judge. I lost to the card “George Carlin”. FML

Today, my store got a new carpet put in for the waiting room. I tripped on the ‘watch your step’ sign I put down and spilt my coffee all over the new carpet. FML

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

Today, I filled out a ‘perfect job placement’ test, where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was ‘Dishwasher’. FML

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML