Posts Tagged ‘really-loud’

Today, I was in a cafe when I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After the song, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then, I remembered that I was listening to my iPod. FML

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I’m self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, “Don’t worry babe, I’ve always been kind of a chubby chaser.” FML