Today, I tried to open the research paper I’ve been working on for the past month, only to discover that the entire file is permanently lost and can’t be recovered. This is not the first time this has happened to this paper. FML
Today, my jeep wouldn’t start so I opened the hood. I slammed my fingers in my jeep’s hood. It latched shut. My hood release was inside the cab, and the jeep was in neutral and on an incline. It started to roll… with a ditch about 5 yards away. I had to skin my own fingers to get them out. FML
Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in ‘park’ before you get it on wildly in it. FML
Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can’t complete her half of our 20 page report because when she woke up this morning she couldn’t see. How did she write the email? FML