Posts Tagged ‘roommate’

Really? says FML

Saturday, July 10th, 2010

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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Crappystart says FML

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

Today, I got lost trying to walk back to my new apartment. I finally ended up sitting on a curb, crying, and waiting for three hours for my roommate to get off work, before a stranger asked what was wrong. Turns out my apartment was three blocks away the whole time. FML

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hammalamma says FML

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

Today, my friend dared me to wrestle his roommate who is 4 inches shorter and 40lbs less than me, so I did. Now I have a bloody rug burn on my face and a pounding headache. What I didn’t know was that his roommate is a wrestling coach and a former state champion. FML

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angst says FML

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Today, I got my cable bill in the mail. It looks like my roommate decided to go on a porn binge and ordered almost $200 worth of porn last month. FML

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AManWithNoPants says FML

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

Today, I thought it would be funny to put peanut butter in my roommate’s ears. He thought it would be funny to shave off my eyebrows later while I was sleeping. FML

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Niknik says FML

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Today, I heard my roommate complaining about me not cleaning the bathtub after I shower. What I can’t tell her is that I haven’t taken a shower in 2 days because I’ve been swamped with schoolwork and that the filth in the tub is her own. FML

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emptyfridge says FML

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

Today, after months of having my roommate take my food from my mini-fridge, I decided to put a lock on it. Today, I also found that he is determined enough to smash the door hinges off the refrigerator for a glass of milk. FML

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nastypeople says FML

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

Today, I just found out my roommate wears my underwear because he’s too lazy to wash his clothes. FML

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elissee says FML

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, I didn’t want to wakeup my boyfriend who was asleep so I slept in my roommate’s room as she was out and not in her room. I went to my room to get ready for work and found them naked in bed together. FML

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PainedKing says FML

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

Today, my roommate put his knob in the peanut butter. FML

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