Posts Tagged ‘shop’

Today, I found out when my boss said her boyfriend was a mechanic, she really meant he used to work at Midas changing oil. This explains why the $200 I spent having him “fix” my car is now complimented by the $700 I now have to spend at the shop on my cracked radiator. FML

Today, I decided to go through the Chick-fil-A drive thru for lunch before I had to go to work. After giving my order, my car died. I just took it out of the shop two weeks ago. I didn’t make it on time and I didn’t get to eat my food. FML

Today, I went on a deep-sea fishing trip with my shop. Later on in the night after I got dropped off at my barracks, I realized that my room key, car keys, and cellphone are in my daypack all the way on another base where we cooked and ate the catch. I had to walk six kilometers in the rain to get them. FML

Today, my housemate broke our shower and flooded the shop downstairs, trying to remove hair from the drain. She failed to mention this to our landlord, who is charging us equally. She thinks it’s fair because ‘it wasn’t her hair anyway’. FML

Today, I realized I really need “my family broke my ride” insurance. My mom backed into my car only three days after I got it back from the shop. It was in the shop because my sister backed it into a parked car and put in a huge dent in the same place my mom did. FML

Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn’t realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It’s going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML

Today, I went to the ring shop to pick up this ring that I got engraved for me and my girlfriend’s 6 year anniversary. At dinner, she read, “I will always love the taste of your manstick.” Apparently, the shop got my engravement note mixed up with a gay couple’s. FML

Today, I picked my car up from the shop. After 5 minutes I noticed the oil and check engine light on. I pulled over, then the engine shut off completely. Turns out they forgot to put oil back in my car. I’ll be needing a new engine. FML

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

Today, I got fired from my job for not “interacting with customers.” That is understandable. The thing is, my job didn’t actually include any customer interaction. FML

Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he’d fixed the problem. FML

Today, I was driving home through the middle of nowhere when a screw punctured my car tire. I arrived at the town’s only auto shop to find that it had closed early. Frantic, I dialed the emergency number listed on the shop’s locked door. On the other side of the glass, a phone began to ring. FML

Today, I over drafted my account, and I ended up paying an extra 35 bucks for a 1.99 item. It was an application on the iPhone that is suppose to help me keep track of my money. FML

Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn’t pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML