Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said “Nice to Meet You.” I’ve been working there for 3 months. FML
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, I paid forty dollars to help pay for half of my friend’s party. With the promise some people would bring money. They all came. They all ate. They all left. And my wallet is still empty. FML
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I’d only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new “girlfriend”. A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML