Today, I was going to pretend to be ill to stay home from school to finish a project that was due today. Ironically, this morning my alarm clock woke me with the song ‘I Feel Fine.’ My superstitious parents saw it as a sign and sent me to school. FML
Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn’t over. FML
Today, it was my son’s birthday. I sang loudly and proudly with a smile on my face, “Happy Birthday to you!” Mid way through the song he shouted “STOP!” and turned back to watch TV. He’s 2. FML
Today, I was in a cafe when I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After the song, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then, I remembered that I was listening to my iPod. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn’t change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don’t Worry Be Happy by Bobby Ferrin on repeat. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned how to play the song ‘Brown-Eyed Girl’ on guitar as part of my anniversary surprise. I have green eyes. FML
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I’m a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I’m pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said “that’s my mom”. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says ‘I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I’m going to slay you with my light saber’. FML