Today, I spent ages cooking a really nice dinner for my family. My lazy brother’s only contribution was to peel the carrots. The dinner was delicious, but did I get any thanks? No, all that was spoken about was how well the carrots were peeled. FML
Today, I spent ages baking a cake for a shower I was attending. When I was done I put it on the second shelf of the fridge. My top shelf decided to fall and crush the cake half an hour before the shower. FML
Today, I spent ages applying for a scholarship on-line. I found out on the very last page that I do not meet the qualifications for it. FML