Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I’m now less relaxed that if I’d have just stayed home, because that wouldn’t have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML
Today, my parents went out. I stayed home and vacuumed, dusted, and scrubbed to surprise them. They came home and yelled at me because it “isn’t my job.” FML
Today, my boyfriend went out to get groceries. I stayed home and got on Facebook while waiting for him to get back. Suddenly, a chat box popped up. It was my boyfriend. He broke up with me on his phone’s Facebook app from the grocery store. FML