Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn’t choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she’s more of a party animal than I ever will be. I’m a 22 year old man. FML
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents’ group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that waterproof band-aids are probably not meant for your face. I realized this when I ripped half of my eyebrow off. FML