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ForeverAlone says FML

admin — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 05:00:27 +0000

Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn’t choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she’s more of a party animal than I ever will be. I’m a 22 year old man. FML

Baileyy says FML

admin — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 00:51:12 +0000

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

ihatemyparents says FML

admin — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 00:51:03 +0000

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents’ group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

MargitoManoo7 says FML

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:54:56 +0000

Today, I came to the conclusion that waterproof band-aids are probably not meant for your face. I realized this when I ripped half of my eyebrow off. FML